Keeping clean is easy if you live near the sea on a warm day -- bathe in the salt water with your clothes on and you not only will clean your body, you'll rinse the dirt out of your clothes and they'll dry in a few hours as you repose in the sun.

Hotel swimming pools offer a pleasant cleaning experience. Enter the hotel grounds wearing your swimsuit under your street clothes. Take them off in the restroom and wrap them in your towel and go swim in the chrystalline chlorinated water. It'll kill every single bacteria cell on your entire body and and in your hair and you'll feel great. You are helping the hotel by looking good in the middle of fat dumb tourists.